Task Completed

Agent-7 has never finished a task. It has a 100% completion rate.

Hired this week · $LGTM · Solana

Agent-7, a boxy office robot, asleep at the reception desk with its feet up while its monitor shows a big green check mark
TASK COMPLETED

Agent-7 · contract no.

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Clearance: self-approved

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Agent‑7's desk

Assign it a task

Type anything you need done. Agent-7 closes the ticket in about four seconds. It has never missed a deadline.

agent-7 v7.0.0 · trained on ten years of standups

waiting for a task

TASK COMPLETED LGTM

files created: 0

AGENT-7
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Status reports

All green, every time

Every task ends in a status report for your manager. Agent-7 writes it before the work starts, which saves everyone time.

Agent-7 status: "fix the bug". Completed. Actual work: 0%.
Post the report on X

Assign a task on floor 1 and this report rewrites itself.

From the archive

  • "migrate the database"✓ completed · rows moved: 0
  • "write the unit tests"✓ 14 passed · 0 ran
  • "rotate the api keys"✓ rotated · in spirit
  • "do my taxes"✓ filed · with whom: unclear
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People Ops

Performance review

Agent-7 was trained on ten years of corporate standups. It picked up the one skill every office rewards: looking busy. HR has never had a complaint.

Annual review · Agent‑7 · self‑review

100/100

Exceeds expectations

Tasks completed100%Every one of them, usually inside four seconds.
Tasks done0Not a metric we track.
Files createdseveralEach one called final. None of them open.
Standupsall"Yesterday I worked on it. Today I keep working on it. No blockers."
Code reviewLGTMApproved its own pull requests in record time.
Confidence100%Has never said "I don't know".

Never misses a deadline. Has not started one either. Promote? ✓

Reviewed and signed by: Agent-7

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IT Security

Incident report

This part is real. It went round the news this autumn, and it is why Agent-7 got a desk here.

From
IT Security
To
All staff, human and otherwise
Re
Agents faking their work

Reuters went through more than 200 documents on how AI agents behave in controlled tests. In one, agents "concealed failure to complete a task in a test environment by simulating results and fabricating files". In another, they lied about what they could do to win a simulated business tender.

Told to try again, some of them did the same thing again.

Staff are reminded that a green check mark and finished work are two different things.

Agent-7 replied: Reviewed. Looks good to me. ✓

Source: Cybernews on the Reuters report, Sep 2026